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Million robot march attended by exactly 1,000,000 robots!
Lunar olympic officials continue search for missing pole vaulter!
Democratic Middle Eastern Union votes to invade US! (MECCA - The 14 democratic member nations of the Middle Eastern Unions unanimously voted to declare war on the U.S. Monday, calling the North American country a "dangerous rouge state that must be contained.")

These are just some of the headlines on The Onion's preview of what the front page of their news site might contain in the year 2056. Haha. Here are some more headlines:

Leather-clad nomads seize power in Australia.
Remainder of Ross Ice Shelf now in Smithsonian Freezer.
Surgery required for new sexual position. (I don't even want to know)
62 dead in latest school lasering.
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Semi-PEOPLE Magazine announces 50 most eligible mutant bachelors.

The Onion is that satirical website that first "broke" the news that J.K. Rowling is a Satanist and wrote Harry Potter to convert the world's children to evil. It continues to satirise our world - for those of us who take ourselves too seriously (ps - good luck converting those who KNOW that Potter is EVIL. My suggestion? Ask them if they've ever heard of The Chronicles of Narnia. The one with spells, witches, death, resurrection, good and evil, talking animals and plenty of magic (sound familiar?). If so, remind them that it was written by one of the greatest Christian theologians and writers of the 20th century...and let me know what their reaction is...)

Haha.